Humpty Alexander Dumpty is a normal human-sized old man egg. In the 1990 North American hand-drawn animated musical Cinar And Little Golden Book episode video, The Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, he sat on a wall and had a great fall and all the King’s horses and all the King’s men could not put him together again. Before he was up on the wall, he saved Princess Allegra from Glitch the witch and the witch’s poison custard pie then became the hero for the King’s kingdom after he started his journey to the palace by running away to the palace that was so very deeper from the farm that belonged to Farmer Dumpty the fair light white skin old man peasant farmer. There, he was called a freak by the hens and the chickens in Farmer Dumpty’s henhouse then Farmer Dumpty told him not to mind the hens and the chickens and that it was just that he was different because something meant that he had to look kinda like the foolish Ugly Duckling. Everyone with-on the farm laughed at him, and he ran away, but he had grown into the handsome swan admired by everyone located around when he came back. The story began not too many moons ago. Glitch’s street-smart cat, Scratch was working for her because she turned out to be the well-known one poor excuse to have for a witch. She told Scratch that there was a blue-colored moon in the night sky and that she can only get at Allegra when there was a blue-colored moon. She then also said that Allegra would not be located around much longer once she fed her the poison custard pie. She checked her recipe for the poison custard pie then saw that it needed three fresh eggs in a wicked spell. If Humpty was not around to save Princess Allegra from Glitch and her poison custard pie, she would die by the time she would eat the poison custard pie. The point was that Glitch decided to poison the princess with the help of the poison custard pie because she did not want the princess around no more. Then in the 1987 North American real-live-action musical Wee Sing episode movie, Wee Sing King Cole’s Party, Humpty got put back together again, and he greeted Mary the beautifulest and loveliest younger cutie girl that owned the little lamb, and her buddies, Jack and Jill the sibling children that fell down the hill while they were fetching the pail of water, and their friend, Little Boy Blue the child shepherd that loved sleeping under his haystack and blew within his golden horn really loud in order to get his golden horn to help him call his dairy cows and his sheep in whenever they wandered off and found the Farmer in the Dell (Samuel Alexander Mowrey) to watch over his dairy cows and his sheep while he was gone who were heading for Old King Cole’s party in Old King Cole’s castle located in London, England in order to join Old King Cole the royal merry old soul king and his very good wife, the queen and their trumpeter and their servants and their subjects and their guests and their fiddlers three for the biggest celebration in order to celebrate the well-known 100 years of peace throughout the King’s whole kingdom. Mary made the white wool mittens all by herself from her very own lamb’s wool, and Jill brought her top favorite kitten because her pet mother cat had kittens, and Jack brought his warm yellow blanket that turned out to be his top favorite thing in the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth that he thought he would not give way up ever, and Little Boy Blue brought his golden horn that he somehow used to help him call his dairy cows and his sheep in whenever they wandered off until he found the Farmer in the Dell (Samuel Alexander Mowrey) to watch over his dairy cows and his sheep while he was gone so that he’d keep an uh, you have to watch them every minute, you know, and Tweedle the quacking duck that turned out to be the leader of the Six Little Ducks sent the finest and soft and light feather that he somehow ever grew on his back during the Six Little Ducks song, and the Crooked Man sent his crooked and shiny and bright sixpence coin that he found upon the crooked stile during the There Was A Crooked Man song, and Humpty got Mary and her friends to the party on time with a magic word called “Please.” Then after Mary and her friends gave their gifts to the king, the king thanked them all for the greatest of gifts that were given from the heart because they made him get to feel like the king, and then he told the guests and the servants and the subjects to let the big dance begin. Mary and her friends, Jack and Jill and Little Boy Blue sang and danced at the party of their lives for there would not be the well-known other one like that for 100 years, then after the party, they went home because Humpty saw to that. The king kept their presents because he would have traded everything on the table for the gifts that the children gave from their hearts. In the 1991 North American real-live-action musical Good Housekeeping Kids Klassics Kids Sing Along episode video, Melody Magic In Toyland, the sequel episode movie to the 1990 North American real-live-action musical Good Housekeeping Kids Klassics Kids Sing Along episode video, Melody Magic In Musicland, the movie with the Chopsticks song and the This Old Man song and the Little Miss Muffet song and the The Itsy Bitsy Spider song and the Row Row Row Your Boat song and the The More We Get Together song and the Little Bo Peep/Three Little Kittens/Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone? medley song and the Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Song Gone? song and the You’ve Got To Sing When Your Spirit Says Sing song and the Melody Magic song, Humpty was Josh’s Mother Goose toy, and he was with his very good friends, Old King Cole the royal merry old soul king and the Cat With The Fiddle Violin. They felt too surprised and too shocked to see that Josh was too old to play with them and they explained this to Melody Magic (Dina Murray/Dina James) who brought them to life within normal human-size with her magic dust through the We’ve Got Big, Big Trouble song and their brand-new friend, Josh’s computer (Liam Macintosh) that sang and danced and performed the I’m A Computer song in order to teach Melody and her friends everything about computer technologies on computers. Then Melody introduced the computer to her friends. Old King Cole sang the Be True To Your Heart song in order to teach us how to look true to much about our hearts and look very all-heart. Looking very all-heart is Old King Cole’s way of choosing to look kinda like the friend. The cat sang the I’m A Cool Cat song in order to teach us how to count and look kinda like cool cats. Choosing to look kinda like the cool cat is the cat’s great way of choosing to look kinda like the friend. Humpty decided to sing the I’m A Good Egg song on his wall when he decided to teach everyone much about how to look kinda like good egg friends. He was the main singer when he sat on the wall and the two flowers that grew by his wall were the back singers. They worked together to sing the I’m A Good Egg song in order to teach us how to look kinda like good egg friends. Choosing to look kinda like the good egg is Humpty’s great way of choosing to look kinda like the friend. Then after the song, Humpty had a great fall with a very loud crash that woke Josh up. Josh was so surprised and too very shocked to see Humpty in pieces and he wanted to know much about how Melody and Humpty and the cat and Old King Cole got to his bedroom. They had to find a way to save Humpty, and they found a way to save Humpty. It was Josh’s computer (Liam Macintosh). The five friends worked together to save Humpty, then Humpty got right up again when he was all put back together again, thanks to Josh and the computer. Humpty thanked the computer for saving his life then the computer said that it was nothing and Melody told the computer that saving Humpty’s life was important and she then also told the computer that he was really a good egg. Then Melody sang the Everybody Needs A Friend song to show Josh and her friends and the computer what it means to be put in need of a friend to tell their troubles to. That had to look kinda like Melody’s great way to have friends. Then after the song, Melody shook hands with Josh and she then Josh hugged each other and Humpty and the computer and the cat and Old King Cole felt grateful for Melody for saving Josh. Josh asked Melody if he was awake, then Melody told him that it was only a dream. She gave Josh a kiss because she loved him and then she then the computer and their friends were back to where they should be. Then in the next morning, Josh’s mom (Babe Hack) woke him up for breakfast time, then Josh told his mom that he wanted to keep Humpty and the cat and Old King Cole, then his mom was too glad that he wanted to keep his old friends and they hugged each other with happiness joy thanks to Melody saving Josh all the way within the journey from looking too old for Humpty and the cat and Old King Cole with the help of Humpty and the cat and the computer and Old King Cole. Humpty Alexander Dumpty had to look kinda like my responsibility to save Princess Allegra from Glitch the witch and the witch’s poison custard pie within The Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty (1990) and he had to look kinda like my responsibility to take Mary and Jack and Jill and Little Boy Blue to Old King Cole’s party in Old King Cole’s castle located in London, England in Wee Sing King Cole’s Party (1987) and he had to look kinda like my responsibility to have good egg friends in Good Housekeeping Kids Klassics Kids Sing Along Melody Magic In Toyland (1991) then he had to look kinda like my top favorite main reason why I like the royal fairytale castle soldier horses over and over again.

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This is just ridiculous. A Fandom... for this? This made me laugh so hard. I honestly do not know how anyone can like this TV show. RIP to the people who actually SPENT TIME making this... just wow. ??